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The Staircase Braker

Brakes halfway up the staircase. Everyone behind: gone.

The Staircase Braker: Brakes halfway up the staircase. Everyone behind: gone.

Careful is your middle name and also your problem. You stop to think at the exact moment the whole convoy is committed to the climb. You will absolutely make it. The five cars behind you will not.

Known for

  • Slowest, safest, most hated
  • Has never once flipped
  • Starts every sentence with "wait"

Tag the friend who hits the brakes at the worst possible moment.

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Remind me at launch

Early Access unlocks on Steam on Oct 26, 2026 · 7:30 PM PDT (Oct 27, 02:30 UTC).